Monday, March 8, 2010

Small Town Living

So Mr. T stopped on by to see what new developments had occurred since he last visited us ...um, what was it.... 18 minutes ago...? He is a dear old man, not without history, an interesting one at that, but I digress. He told us a delightful tale that typifies what small town living is all about.

It seems that an elderly spinster was wont to hang out her washing to dry every day. And every day, the washing would be taken down from the line at 4 p.m. One day her neighbor discovered that Miss C's laundry was still flapping in the breeze at 4:30. Alarmed, she called someone at City Hall. They too were alarmed, because they knew that Miss C's laundry should not still be hanging out at 4:30. City Hall called her sister. Her sister was not at home. So they called the sheriff to go and check on the elderly spinster. After all, this was an unprecedented situation. There had to be something seriously wrong for the washing to still be on the line that late in the afternoon. By now it was 5 p.m. and she would surely be needing her p.j.'s soon? So the sheriff dutifully climbed into his car and made the trip down the block to Miss C's house. He knocked on the door, and to his immense relief, Miss C opened the door. Hale and hearty she greeted him with her usual friendly smile and asked if she could be of assistance.
"Miss C," he said. "Your neighbor had noticed your laundry was still hanging on the line outside. Is everything all right?" he asked.
"Why yes, Sheriff! I was watching my favorite TV show and forgot to bring it in!"
Case closed.
Such is small town life, when people care enough to worry about you because they know exactly where you are, what you are doing and when you will be doing it. When did this story occur? 1950's, 1960's, 1800's? No, it was just a few months ago. See, people still care.

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